BORN: 1980

LIKES: Cars, Computers, Current Events, Comedic E-Books

CAPABILITIES: Programming, can play Piano/Keyboards relatively well and can compose shitty chiptunes.


You must meet the following, extremely difficult and restrictive requirements to join:

  • If you were part of the original PhalNet Crew (you know who you are), you’re in. ┬áIf not:
  • You want to write some damn posts whenever you damn well feel like it…
  • Don’t care what anyone else thinks of your content…
  • Can handle a little free speech coming back at you…

Well, you might just fit in.